Not Helvetica Logo

We love Helvetica! We really do!


But do you ever feel uneasy over its excessively clean lines?

Suspicious of the self-conscious foot of the upper case R?

Disturbed by the smug purists who think they have found the Eight Wonder of the World? 


Then this is for you.

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Helvetica in Comic Sans T-shirt

Bauhus in Western Font
iPhone 5 Bauhaus in Western Font case

Helvetica in Comic Sans T-shirt

Helvetica in Comic Sans shopping bag

The Helvetica in Arial T-shirt!
Futura in Old English T-shirt
Futura in Old English cosmetic bag

Helvetica in Comic Sans mug
























Because nothing says "Helvetica" like Comic Sans.